343 Funny and Good Captions for Selfies (Selfie Quotes)

Selfie quotes – Best Caption for Selfie 2016

• If you got eyes, look at me now
• Show anyone and I’ll kill you
• Real men don’t take selfies
• Rock stars
• Maybe she’s born with it
• This is my simple suburban life
• Pizza and movies
• Being silly with the girls
• It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles
• I’m the girl you’ve always wanted
• Take my selfie and be merry
• It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am
• I just got 30 likes, #selfiepro
• We’re on our way to do science
• I don’t know you
• The sun will shine someday
• This is why we can’t have nice things
• Hey girl
• I do what I want
• What do you think of the view?
• You’re the best
• I’ll do me
• Love your enemies
• Fresh out of the shower, no make up
• Snapchat me
• I changed all my passwords to Incorrect
• The soap, pick it up
• You going to eat that chair?

Everything I have I gave to you

• Life is better when you’re laughing
• There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair
• Watching today from my bedroom
• Ugg life
• Fresh prints of Bel-air
• Welcome to H town
• All you need is love
• Strong women rule the world
• This is selfie
• Funny you mention that, I was just thinking I don’t care
• I’m not lazy, just relaxed
• We all shine on
• Mind the gap
• Trying clothes on, do you like it?
• sweat pants or yoga pants?

• Walking to the Tube
• I’m a true master
• Are these yours?
• Don’t let your eyes be blinded by her beauty
• selfie twins
• You’re the king, baby I’m your queen
• Wishing you a sweet Valentine’s day
• I’m your best friend
• Café racer
• Don’t hate
• The question isn’t can you, it’s will you?
• I was here first
• Some things are better in dreams
• Best friends forever
• New York for life
• Sunday fun day
• So jealous
• Pillow talk with my best friend
• Yolo swag

My Snaps never bothered me anyway

• I look real good
• Waves crash and I’m feeling fine
• I say why not?
• Know your limits
• Now we’re screaming jus to see who’s louder
• Mom’s gone wild
• Happiness is just a chemical
• Where’s my money
• Wish you were here
• Getting my pose on
• This could be the beginning
• Under construction
• College bound
• OMG, look at my selfie
• I’d rather laugh with the sinners
• Morning boys
• Text me back or I’ll find you
• Selfie Sunday
• What have I become
• Last night was a blur
• Miami for life
• Raincoats and sailboats
• It’s a sweatshirt kind of day

I just farted

• High school queen

• It’s sexy time
• You don’t know me
• It’s funny because it’s true
• Just got new tops
• Snapchat selfie
• Does this selfie make me look fat?
• I know where you live
• Best. Selfie. Ever.
• Take me out
• Smile, life is beautiful
• New Delhi for life
• This is my simple selfie life
• So, who ate my food?
• Sandals and sunshine
• Take a ride on my energy
• What day is it again?
• Duck face fail
• I graduated from the university of selfies
• I’m so young money
• Throwing mad shade
• You do you
• High school king
• My time is now
• You’re never going to have me
• Just hanging with my friends
• I never stray far from the sidewalk
• Silly me
• Too many shots, too many girls

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• On Wednesdays, I wear pink
• Just got out of the shower, oops
• Lol, this guy
• Don’t hold your breath
• Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary
• Why so serious?
• Don’t tread on me
• Do you like this?
• Drunk as a skunk
• Beach time
• These are the days we live for
• Love when my bae hugs me like this
• But first, let me take a selfie
• I’m your worst nightmare
• About to head out
• Where you from girl?
• We were so young and in love

• You wrecked me
• He’s such a good singer, right?
• I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul
• Excuse me while I kiss the sky
• Dollar dollar bills, ya’ll
• Pool time, come get some
• You’re missing out
• It’s a beautiful day
• Got my toes in the sand
• Don’t judge, you don’t’ know my story
• Pizza selfie
• Making people unsure about my gender on a daily basis
• I was born to stand out
• How bad do you want it

Want to see my duck face?

• So we meet again
• I have no idea what I’m doing
• I broke my own heart just by loving you
• I want to be stronger
• First world problems
• Alone at the office
• I’m not a hero
• This is my town
• Welcome to big sky country
• You can’t judge me
• Stay sharp and far from timid
• Still the beats bang
• I’m your love and life
• This is how to be a heartbreaker
• Give me some space
• Poop
• I’m on a date, she isn’t very social
• All I need is Chipotle
• I can be your hero
• Is it just me or is it cold outside?
• Let it be
• This is the most magical pic of your life
• I’m so fly right now
• Welcome to my tbt
• Coffee every minute
• The cold never bothered me anyway
• Whatever you do, make sure you’re happy
• You’re being you, it’s a beautiful thing

Will my husband ever return from war

• Beauty is power; a smile is it’s sword
• My autobiography is this
• Throw back Thursday
• Ermahgerd!
• I’m everything you want but can’t have
• Gonna go crazy tonight
• From Tokyo to LA
• what’s your state of mind?
• Living is easy with your eyes closed
• Be yourself, there’s no one better
• Sunshine and moonshine
• Big blue sky
• I woke up like this #flawless
• Chilling like a villain
• I came in like a wrecking ball
• Los Angeles for life
• Last day of class
• Animal selfies are the best selfies
• I’m a unicorn
• Got my coffee and donut
• Goodnight, happy dreams
• Let’s get lost together
• Proof that I can do selfies better than you
• Where you from boy?
• Houston for life
• Sup, girl

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Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy

• Oh hey there
• Do you think this is a game?
• What’s your WhatsApp?
• Girls be like, I love my hair in this pic
• Never looked so good
• I haven’t done this in a while so excuse me
• I fart in bed
• Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
• Goodnight my bae
• Got the bathroom smelling like fish sticks
• It’s funny because it disappears
• Good talk, let’s do it again sometime
• Takes one to know one
• Baby, it’s cold outside
• Take me out to the ball game
• I’m bad but you love it
• I’m trending right now
• No panties
• You have every right to a beautiful life

• Funny me
• When was the last time I was cute?
• Sydney for life
• Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you
• Toronto for life
• Does this ugg make me look ugly?
• Tumblr life
• Surprise!
• Poop selfie
• Chicago for life
• A child is born
• Can you tell I’m bored
• I don’t always finish my jokes
• Ladies, please
• WARNING: You may fall in love with my face
• Chilling like a gangsta
• Be who and what you want, period
• Check yourself in my mirror

So famous on Instagram

• Hottest girl in my city
• Dare to differ
• Just hanging out with friends
• We’ll start a fire
• Oh so you’re a model? Who’s your agency, Instagram?
• Top of the line
• Dime piece
• This is how I look taking a selfie
• College girls
• Smile today
• This V neck is as deep as my thoughts
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• Hump day
• Sorry, I slept with your brother
• This could be the end
• Did you fart?
• Finals are OVER!!!
• You mean I need pants to fly?
• You said you’d call
• I don’t always take selfies
• Lives change, remember you can wait for tomorrow to start new
• Time for bed, no makeup
• Instagram selfie
• Finer than a 0.5mm pencil
• Kik me
• Need an Ark? I Noah guy

I can show you the world

• Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough
• I don’t need your approval to be me
• Cinderella never asked for a prince
• These curls get the girls
• Hi, I love you
• Remember to let her into your heart
• Got to have sauce
• One love, one heart
• Welcome to my city
• Frisky Friday
• But mom, I love him
• Time to party, ladies
• I wish you were here
• Throwback to when I was a nerd
• Never gonna break me
• can you kick it?
• Puts selfie on top of tree because I’m a star
• This is my thug life
• People are looking at me funny
• This is my club
• I don’t take selfies all the time, just every day
• You’re always too far from here
• Beach life
• Long line at Starbucks, first world problems
• Girl, look at that body
• Silly girls are the best
• You’ll never understand me
• Help, my duck face is stuck
• I wish it worked
• Don’t get between me and my burrito
• Funny how a beautiful girl can tell such a sad story

• Mind if I comb over?
• These are the seasons of emotion
• Grandma’s getting ready for a rap battle
• Smile, it confuses people
• This is my strongest game
• London for life
• Catch a glimpse
• I’ve made a friend
• A selfie a day keeps the friends away
• Insert funny caption
• All you need is pizza
• Melbourne for life
• I get by with a little help from my friends
• This is my school
• I’ll just stay here forever
• This won’t last
• Do you like my shirt?
• Funny caption
• When nothing goes right, go left instead
• At least my pizza is attracted to me
• Am I still cute?
• Will you be my date?
• Don’t stress the could haves
• School’s out

• Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.
• That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face looks horrific. -_-
• Twerking and selfie have just been added to the dictionary. Future and optimism have now been removed.
• Let it go? My Snaps have never bothered me anyway.
• A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
• I am my best work.
• If a redhead works in a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?
• I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
• The only F-word a woman can say that scares me is ‘Fine.’
• Is I in trouble?
• I eat my tacos over a tortilla. That way, when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.
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• My diet plan: make all of my best friends cookies; the fatter they get, the thinner I look.

• I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
• One does not simply “Let it Go.”
• Buy an iPhone, they said. It comes with a map, they said.
• Boys are like purses. Cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.
• Not all girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. Some are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.
• Selfie. Ever.
• ‘Just fit in’ is not my style. I was born to stand out.
• I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I don’t.
• The internet is down. Describe your lunch to me in five words.
• The moment when you realize childhood is over.
• I got back with my Ex…Box One.
• I’d like to thank Red Bull, Google, Vodka, and Wikipedia for my graduation.
• My food has features!
• This is how I selfie taking a look.
• If we could turn back time…